sad? watch lord of the rings. happy? watch lord of the rings. sick? watch lord of the rings. sleepy? watch lord of the rings. dying from a festering wound? watch lord of the rings. have homework to do? watch lord of the rings.
watching lord of the rings solves 100% of all problems. trust me i am a medical doctor.
Yeah and this guy
Who is also this guy
Is also this guy’s father
who happens to be this guy.
Bartholomew sent his son to the Games
Snow sent TWO of his children to the Games TWICE
And the Award for the worst father goes to…
Well done, Supernatural fandom. Well done.
so when my mom was younger she was a u2 fangirl and she got tickets to their concert and rang in sick to work so she could go but when she went to work the next day her boss handed her the newspaper and the front page was a picture of her on top on some guys shoulders in the crowd at the concert
I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.
I have ADHD.
I paid 20 dollars to calm down.
when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100
so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money”
he gave me 100 one dollar bills
my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills
i can pretend to be a super star
i am a queen
i made it rain on my mom
Master of karate and natural elements
Being a 90’s kid was great.
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
Holy shit I forgot about all of these
ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING
fancy kat so much
when she did this in the movie i was so turned on.
"bollocks" is such a funny word to me like what is a bollock
it’s literally a testicle
are you telling me that “bollocks” is literally just the english way of cursing “balls”
are you telling me that people didn’t know that